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sorry mi nah read any rules n ting... buh mi wann fi give d tree love till di day i die, buh mi nah even kno wah kinda bonsai im is so wah mi haffi do plz provide links and tell mi wah yuh rate my shape style of growth and how she would look when shes older.



thank yuh , one love for everything

Sorry, but we need a better translation. That is a juniper in a pot that needs to be kept outside a

What language is that? let me try to understand:

"sorry mi nah read any rules n ting..."

Sorry, I don't read any rules and such

"buh mi wann fi give d tree love till di day i die"

But I want to give the tree love untill the day I die

"buh mi nah even kno wah kinda bonsai im is"

But I don't even know what kind off bonsai this is"

"so wah mi haffi do plz provide links and"

So what do I have to do, please provide links and"

"tell mi wah yuh rate my shape style of growth and how she would look when shes older"

Tell me how you rate my shape growth style and how it will look when it's older.

I guess that's about right?

The shape... typical mallsai shape, just a young tree in a pot, not a bonsai, and no bonsai quality.
It's a Juniper, care guidelines:

What it will look like in the future, depends on you. To make a bonsai out of it, it will need years of growth and training.

I do like your fly-traps. Had a collection myself, several species, but they didn't do well...

Ah now mi see, ah Patois.
One ting ah important: Dis tree mus be kept outside, Ah nah an indoor tree.

yeh right

thanks for the comments ,

i live in canada, its Winter right now....do i just leave it outside? it will get covered in snow (once it starts snowing heavier.

Your telling me she wont survive in doors?

in the summer i kept her outside on the windowsill and brought back inside at night, would that confuse the growth?
im scared if bugs and squirrels etc would harass it , if i left it in the backyard.


i bought it at the Exhibition,in Toronto (happens once a year for a week or so in august)


lol so basically that bush infront of my house, they took a branch and cut it to this shape and called it a bonsai?

It will not survive indoors, you will be lucky if it still alive in a month. Junipers are a hardy species, and will survive very low temperatures. There is no point in taking it inside at any time. Snow is an insulator and apart from possibly bending a branch will not hurt.

rishkartel wrote: lol so basically that bush infront of my house, they took a branch and cut it to this shape and called it a bonsai?

Essentially, yes, except that it wasn't shaped - it just grows like that.